He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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