I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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