No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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