Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
