she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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