did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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