New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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