It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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