the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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