No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Randomize