So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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