Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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