Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
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