Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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