I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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