Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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