That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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