She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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