Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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