what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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