Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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