Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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