rhymes with "ouble enetration"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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