he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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