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Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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