no. you can't hotbox the world.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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