Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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