There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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