Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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