Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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