All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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