CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
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