I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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