on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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