He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I deserve to be covered in dicks
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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