it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
You have to summon your inner elephant
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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