yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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