You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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