we're blogging at a bar
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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