i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
