That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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