sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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