It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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