it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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