nut hugger
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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