I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
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