im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Randomize
