And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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