There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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