How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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