is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
