At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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