I want to stick my p in your. b.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
We have so much sex to catch up on
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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