Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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