hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Randomize
