I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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