Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
May the power of my ass compel you!!
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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